Well, here it is: an entirely subjective, rough ordering of the IMDb Bottom 100 movies I watched over the course of 2014. If you want to read some thoughts on why there are 104 of them, how they were selected, etc., check out my previous IMDb Bottom 100: COMPLETE post.

I tried to rank these by giving consideration to production values, earnestness, dialogue, acting, plot coherence, off-screen calamity, entertainment value, technical prowess, and sensory/general offensiveness. It wasn’t easy to do, and I tinkered with it constantly while writing it up: there are just too many factors and subjective aesthetic aspects for this sort of ranking to be broken down into a science. In any case: here they are, in a rough order from best to worst:

1. Torque
2. Super Mario Bros
3. The Mangler
4. Tangents
5. Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan
6. Jaws 3D*
7. Robocop 3
8. Highlander 2
9. Bratz: The Movie
10. Captain America (1990)
11. Mitchell
12. In The Mix
13. Leonard Part 6
14. McHale’s Navy
15. Alone in the Dark
16. Simon Sez
17. American Ninja 5
18. Glitter
19. The Atomic Brain
20. Friday the 13th Part V: A New Beginning
21. Laserblast
22. Final Justice
23. The Omega Code
24. Merlin’s Shop of Mystical Wonders
25. On Deadly Ground
26. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
27. Crossover
28. Anne B Real
29. Eegah
30. Touch of Satan
31. Hobgoblins
32. Son of the Mask
33. Car 54, Where Are You?
34. Chairman of the Board
35. Gigli
36. From Justin to Kelly
37. Santa With Muscles
38. Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band
39. Santa Claus
40. 3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain
41. Space Mutiny
42. Girl in Gold Boots
43. I Accuse My Parents
44. The Final Sacrifice
45. Bat People
46. Pod People
47. Track of the Moon Beast
48. Horrors of Spider Island
49. Battlefield Earth
50. Aag
51. Soultaker
52. Demon Island
53. Miss Castaway
54. Pumaman
55. House of the Dead
56. Ed
57. Popstar
58. Epic Movie
59. Breaking Wind
60. Surf School
61. The Hottie and The Nottie
62. Devil Fish
63. Saving Christmas
64. Lawnmower Man 2
65. .com for Murder
66. Disaster Movie
67. Nine Lives
68. The Gaul
69. Blubberella
70. Fat Slags
71. Boggy Creek II
72. Pledge This
73. Copper Mountain
74. The Hillz
75. Going Overboard
76. Zombie Nightmare
77. ROTOR
78. Ator, The Blade Master
79. The Wild World of Batwoman
80. Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2
81. Baby Geniuses
82. Prince of Space
83. Invasion of the Neptune Men
84. Zaat
85. Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed Up Zombies
86. Turks in Space
87. Legend of the Titanic
88. Titanic: And the Legend Continues…
89. Troll 2
90. Beast of Yucca Flats
91. Manos: The Hands of Fate
92. Garbage Pail Kids
93. The Creeping Terror
94. Die Hard Dracula
95. Zombie Nation
96. Foodfight!
97. Red Zone Cuba
98. The Starfighters
99. Ben and Arthur
100. Oasis of the Zombies
101. Daniel der Zauberer
102. Birdemic: Shock and Terror
103. Monster A Go Go
104. The Maize: The Movie

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